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As seen in the San Jose Mercury News and
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SayPlay Presents
The Heimlick Manure TM


Have you ever had a wilting, lifeless plant that will not respond to anything you do? Your plant is in distress, death is imminent and nothing works? Seize the moment.You now have the power of life in your own hands. Immediately, with conviction, love and courage, administer The Heimlick Manure.
?2005 David Neumann

The Heimlick Manure
This fun item is the perfect gift for someone who never seems to have luck with plants. For those with all the luck, keep The Heimlick Manure close by, just in case. Directions are on the back of package. The plastic-lined package contains a rich blend of steer manure and compost.
Wt. approx. One Pound
$6.95




Always approach the plant you are about to treat, wearing The Heimlick Manure T-shirt. Give your plant the confidence it deserves in its time of need. This Natural colored Heavyweight pre-shrunk 100% Cotton T-shirt has the Heimlick graphic with the words "The Heimlick Manure" and "I saved a plant" printed on the front. Available in sizes Small-XXL.
$14.95
The Heimlick Manure T-shirt

Just the sight of you wearing The Heimlick Manure Sweatshirt will lift your plant's spirits and most probably quicken its recovery. This Natural colored Heavyweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend Sweatshirt has the Heimlick graphic with the words "The Heimlick Manure" and "I saved a plant" printed on the front. Available in sizes Small-XXL.
$20.95
The Heimlick Manure Sweatshirt


The Heimlick Manure Apron
Wear "The Heimlick Manure" Apron and your plants will display a confidence in you that is beyond belief. This Apron is 100% Cotton with an adjustable neck strap and three pouch pockets. This Natural colored Apron is printed with the Heimlick graphic and the words "The Heimlick Manure" and "I saved a plant." The sight of your Apron will put your plants totally at ease.
$16.95
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