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All Shirts are Long Sleeve White 100% Heavyweight preshrunk Cotton.
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my reality checked bounced!
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I have a sweet tooth for eye candy!
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I swear it seems like I just had a beer-
must be déjà brew
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I'm no amateur crastinator
I am a PROcrastinator
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Come Bach Are you Haydn from me
I need your help
I'm so Baroque
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I may march to a different drumstick
But you know-
I yam who I yam
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David Neumann

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