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Do you have a
sweet tooth for eye candy?
I think, therefore I yam
My favorite recipe for Pumpkin pi
Start with 3.1415926535897932384626433832 795028841971693993751058209749445923078 164062862089986280348253421170679 cups of mashed pumpkin...
I swear it seems like I just had a beer
-must be dj brew
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